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i really want to read the book of two ghosts who wake up in the afterlife only to find out they’ve been married to each other by their living families, and now they have to go and haunt their relatives for a ghostly divorce, but they end up becoming best friends in the process
They were tombmates.
oh my god they were tombmates
Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing sub-verbal bullying murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the person we both wish we could be.
Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.
I would read this
OH MY GOD
Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi
And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.
they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’
It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.
They find each other because one of them puts up an ad for PERFECLY NORMAL HUMAN ROOMMATES NEEDED and none of them know enough about earth culture to realize how weird that is
The roommates develop a close, loving friendship with each other while still not knowing that none of them are humans. They begin to feel some sadness at hiding their true nature from their dear “human” friends.
Every now and them one will say something to kind of hint at the idea of aliens, trying to feel the others out. Unfortunately it often gets misinterpreted as trying to figure out if that person’s an alien and the response is usually paranoid and negative.
Unknown to any of the aliens, two of them are from different planets that have been at war with one another for centuries, and have been raised to believe inhabitants of the enemy planet are bloodthirsty monsters.
Give me this now.
I need this.
Guys!!!! I found it again 🖖🐙
I would watch the hell out of this
Those two warring aliens that believe the other race is bloodthirsty, they fall in love right?
I snuck this one into the last update and may do more one offs, a nice gold floral whale shark
tsuki-chibi
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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
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